Crypto Fraud Night (Oversized Tee)

🥊 THE ONLY FIGHT WHERE THE BAG HOLDERS TOOK THE BIGGEST L 🥊

Live from Crypto Clown Arena, it’s the most meaningless bout in blockchain history—BitBoy vs. Ansem, two washed-up web3 warriors stepping into the ring to settle absolutely nothing.

Captured in glorious scammervision, this tee immortalizes the first-ever "Fraudweight Championship", where the real knockout was their credibility (if there was any left). Whether you were Team Washed Influencer or Team Perma-Pump, one thing’s for sure—the only real losers were the people who took their financial advice.

💰 Features:

• 100% "Engagement Farming" Cotton™ (Soft, unlike their punches)
• "Guaranteed L" vintage distressed print
• Pre-washed to look as washed as BitBoy’s career
• Limited edition—just like their relevancy

Throw it on and let ‘em know—some fights are worth watching, but this sure as hell wasn’t one of them.

🥊 No belts. No honor. Just grift.

This boxy t-shirt is the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Made from premium-quality cotton, the tee offers an experience of ultimate luxury and comfort. The fabric is soft and smooth against the skin, with a weight and texture that feels substantial without being too heavy. The boxy cut provides a relaxed and effortless fit that allows for ease of movement, while the minimalist design adds a touch of sophistication to the overall look. Available in an assortment of stunning color options, this t-shirt is versatile enough to be worn with any outfit. 

• Crew neck
• Drop shoulders
• Loose fit
• 100% combed cotton
• 26 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
• Fabric weight: 280g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched ribbed collar
• Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).