Banks Always Early (Vintage Crew)

💰 FIRST IN, FIRST OUT, FIRST TO DODGE THE SUBPOENA 💰

You know what they say—it’s not insider trading if you never get caught. Enter FaZe Banks, the undisputed king of the pre-sale, licking his chops and cooling off with a fresh stack of your soon-to-be worthless exit liquidity.

This iconic clown print captures FaZe in his natural habitat—early as fuck, tongue out, smug as hell, fanning himself with the cash you just FOMO’d in at the top. Pure art.

📈 Features:

• 100% Ethically Dubious Cotton™ (same supplier as his last rug)
• "First Mover Advantage" distressed vintage print for that pre-rugged look
• Guaranteed to moon for 24 hours before inevitable collapse
• Limited Edition (until we need more liquidity)

Rock this tee and let ‘em know you were "Always Early"—or at least early enough to be exit liquidity.

⏳ Mint fast. Dump faster.

This oversized sweatshirt features a vintage-inspired worn effect that makes for a casual street look. Made from 100% combed cotton, the shirt is soft, skin-friendly, moisture-absorbing, and breathable, designed for seamless transition between seasons. The heavyweight fabric drapes in a way that reflects quality and refinement.

• Crew neck
• Drop shoulders
• Oversized fit
• Washed effect
• 100% combed cotton
• 32 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Washed and easy to fade
• Fabric weight: 440g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem

Wash on the reverse side with neutral detergents. Do not soak, expose to the sun, and bleach. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).